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Marcus Webb

@marcuswebb_

Marketing enthusiast | Coffee lover | Dog dad ๐Ÿถ

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Your bio is a stage.
Most people mumble.

A live 90-minute workshop where your Twitter/X bio gets rewritten, word by word, in front of you. One session. One spotlight.

Claim Your Spotlightโ†’

Next live session: March 14, 2026 ยท Limited to 40 seats

01 / The Problem

Every day, forgettable bios cost people clients,
offers, and opportunities.

The profile is the first impression. Most people treat it like a rรฉsumรฉ footnote. Meanwhile, the right 160 characters can make someone say "I need to follow this person" โ€” or "next."

3seconds

before someone decides to follow or scroll

94%

of Twitter bios describe the person, not what they do for you

17ร—

average rewrites before most creators give up and leave it generic

Phrases that make recruiters and clients close the tab:

Passionate aboutResults-drivenCoffee addict โ˜•Building in publicHelping people achieveThought leaderSerial entrepreneurDigital nomad ๐ŸŒJust a human beingLover of all things

02 / The Dissection

One bio. Taken apart word by word.

Hover each word to see why it helps โ€” or hurts โ€” your profile.

Before

Marketingenthusiast|Coffeelover|Dogdad
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After

I help B2B foundersclose $50K dealswith 3-email sequences.No jargon.No fluff.

Audience

Everyone (no one)

B2B founders specifically

Outcome

Nothing promised

$50K deals closed

Mechanism

None mentioned

3-email sequences

Voice

Generic & forgettable

Direct & distinctive

03 / The Archetypes

Three archetypes. One of them is you.

In the workshop, we identify your archetype first โ€” then rewrite your bio to match it. The result doesn't just sound better. It sounds like you.

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The Authority

Make them trust you before they click.

Before

@rachael_mkt

Marketing consultant | Helping brands grow | Speaker | Entrepreneur | Mom ๐ŸŒธ

After

@rachael_mkt

I've grown 14 DTC brands past $1M ARR. CMO-for-hire. No retainer. No guesswork.

Leads with a specific track record. Numbers over adjectives. Clients see proof before they read anything else.

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The Contrarian

Disagree loudly. Own the niche.

Before

@devraj_codes

Full-stack developer | Open source contributor | Building cool things | Coffee โ˜•

After

@devraj_codes

Most dev tutorials are wrong. I show you what actually ships. 47K engineers read my thread breakdowns.

Opens with a provocative stance that earns instant attention. The follow happens before they even agree.

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The Storyteller

Make them feel something in 160 characters.

Before

@nina_writes_

Writer | Freelancer | Passionate about words | Dog mom | Finding beauty in the ordinary ๐ŸŒฟ

After

@nina_writes_

Laid off in 2022. Replaced my salary in 4 months writing for founders. Now I teach others how.

One-sentence origin story. Conflict โ†’ resolution โ†’ invitation. Readers see themselves in the transformation.

Which archetype fits you?

Find out live. Rewrite it live.

Bring your current bio. Leave with one that actually works.

Claim Your Spotlightโ†’

04 / The Session

Reserve your seat. Bring your bio.

Share your Twitter/X handle and we'll pull your live bio during the session โ€” so you leave with a rewrite built specifically for you.

"I rewrote my bio 22 times over two years. After this workshop I had one I was proud of in 40 minutes. Got my first DM from a potential client that same week."

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Priya Nair

@priya_builds ยท SaaS Founder

"I was applying to 30 jobs a week with zero callbacks. Changed my bio using the Contrarian framework. Three recruiters reached out in 48 hours. Not kidding."

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Marcus Webb

@marcuswebb_ ยท Product Designer

"The word-by-word dissection was humbling and then freeing. I finally understood WHY my old bio wasn't working, not just that it wasn't."

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Dani Osei

@daniosei ยท Creator & Coach

Date

March 14, 2026

Time

11:00 AM ET / 4:00 PM GMT

Duration

90 minutes

Format

Live on Zoom

Seats left

12 of 40

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We'll pull your live bio during the session โ€” no prep needed.

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Free to attend. No credit card. Just your bio and 90 minutes.

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